FAQ
What are your hours?
We are open Monday through Friday from 2:00 - 10:00 pm, Saturdays 12:00 - 10:00 pm, and Sundays 12:00 - 8:00 pm.
Where are you located?
We are located on Telegraph road, right off 32 (exit 5). Click here to get directions.
Are you family/children friendly?
We are indeed, and we have board games and a chalk board wall for family friendly fun. We do ask that seats at the bar be reserved for adults over 21, and that folks of all ages refrain from all forms of Hullabaloo (indoor voices and behavior please!)
Can we bring our dog, cat or velociraptor?
Puppers and doggos welcome. No velociraptors, please.
Do you have any gluten free options? How about cider, wine, or potato vodka?
At this time all of our beer is made of barley and/or wheat, which contain gluten. For the gluten free and non-beerlievers, we stock seltzer, red wine and hard apple cider most of the time!
Do you fill growlers?
Not right now due to the COVID.
Do you sell cans of the good stuff?
Yup - check our webstore for availability
Do you sell gift cards?
Why yes we do! Click here to grab one.
Do you serve food?
We don't make it (thankfully for all), but we do partner with a terrific lineup of food trucks most days to make sure food options are never far away. We post the food truck schedule on our Facebook page and on our Website each week.
Can we bring or order our own food?
Yup, just no outside alcohol please!
Do you host groups?
We certainly do. Shoot us a note if you'd like to consider our taproom for your next celebration.
How big is your tap room?
Just a bit under 2200 square feet. We can fit about 140 beer lovers.
Do you have a mug club?
Each year we offer the Crooked Crab Club, with enrollment opening in January. The club runs March through February during which time members get beer discounts, exclusive access, and members only events.
Are you hiring?
Not at the exact moment, but if you're interested, we'll gladly hold onto your resume and follow up with you as we need more help.
How tall is Dan?
He says he's 6'5. Closer to 6'4's more like it.
Do you have live music?
Once upon a time... But some day we shall again! Follow us on Facebook to get notified when we bring the jams back.
Do you distribute
We currently distribute both cans and kegs, so you can find us in all your favorite bars, restaurants and better beer stores throughout Maryland and DC.
Answer not here? Send Earl all your questions, and he'll get right back to you.
We are open Monday through Friday from 2:00 - 10:00 pm, Saturdays 12:00 - 10:00 pm, and Sundays 12:00 - 8:00 pm.
Where are you located?
We are located on Telegraph road, right off 32 (exit 5). Click here to get directions.
Are you family/children friendly?
We are indeed, and we have board games and a chalk board wall for family friendly fun. We do ask that seats at the bar be reserved for adults over 21, and that folks of all ages refrain from all forms of Hullabaloo (indoor voices and behavior please!)
Can we bring our dog, cat or velociraptor?
Puppers and doggos welcome. No velociraptors, please.
Do you have any gluten free options? How about cider, wine, or potato vodka?
At this time all of our beer is made of barley and/or wheat, which contain gluten. For the gluten free and non-beerlievers, we stock seltzer, red wine and hard apple cider most of the time!
Do you fill growlers?
Not right now due to the COVID.
Do you sell cans of the good stuff?
Yup - check our webstore for availability
Do you sell gift cards?
Why yes we do! Click here to grab one.
Do you serve food?
We don't make it (thankfully for all), but we do partner with a terrific lineup of food trucks most days to make sure food options are never far away. We post the food truck schedule on our Facebook page and on our Website each week.
Can we bring or order our own food?
Yup, just no outside alcohol please!
Do you host groups?
We certainly do. Shoot us a note if you'd like to consider our taproom for your next celebration.
How big is your tap room?
Just a bit under 2200 square feet. We can fit about 140 beer lovers.
Do you have a mug club?
Each year we offer the Crooked Crab Club, with enrollment opening in January. The club runs March through February during which time members get beer discounts, exclusive access, and members only events.
Are you hiring?
Not at the exact moment, but if you're interested, we'll gladly hold onto your resume and follow up with you as we need more help.
How tall is Dan?
He says he's 6'5. Closer to 6'4's more like it.
Do you have live music?
Once upon a time... But some day we shall again! Follow us on Facebook to get notified when we bring the jams back.
Do you distribute
We currently distribute both cans and kegs, so you can find us in all your favorite bars, restaurants and better beer stores throughout Maryland and DC.
Answer not here? Send Earl all your questions, and he'll get right back to you.