Frequently Asked Questions
What are your taproom hours?
Monday - Thursday: 2:00 - 10:00 PM
Friday - Saturday: 12:00 - 10:00 PM
Sunday: 12:00 - 8:00 PM
What are your kitchen hours?
Tuesday - Friday - 2:30 - 8:30 PM
Saturday: 12:00 - 8:30 PM
Sunday: 12:00 - 7:00 PM
Where are you located?
We are located on Telegraph road, right off 32 (exit 5). Click here to get directions.
Do you have outdoor seating?
Not anymore now that temporary COVID provisions have ended but it's something we want to work with our landlord to do again in the future.
Are you family/children friendly?
We are indeed, and we have board games and a chalk board wall for family friendly fun. We do ask that seats at the bar be reserved for adults over 21, and that folks of all ages refrain from all forms of Hullabaloo (indoor voices and behavior please!)
Can we bring our dog, cat or velociraptor?
We love pets but unfortunately health code doesn't permit them in businesses that prepare food on site
Do you have any gluten free options? How about cider, wine, or potato vodka?
At this time all of our beer is made of barley and/or wheat, which contain some amount of gluten. For the gluten free and non-beerlievers, we stock hard seltzer, red wine and hard apple cider most of the time! We also occasionally have our very own Township Mead on tap!
Do you fill growlers?
Not at this time. The best way for us to ensure the freshest beer that will last the longest time is by putting it in cans that have been properly sanitized and have had the oxygen removed from them.
Do you sell cans of the good stuff?
Yup - check our webstore for availability
Do you sell gift cards?
Why yes we do! Click here to grab one.
Do you serve food?
We have our very own pizza kitchen pumping out pies.
Check out the latest menu here
Order online during kitchen hours here
Can we bring or order our own food?
We ask that folks please not bring outside food unless they've reserved the taproom for a private event.
Do you host groups?
We certainly do. Shoot us a note if you'd like to consider our taproom for your next celebration.
How big is your tap room?
We have two taprooms, each around 2200 square feet. We can fit about 130-140 beer lovers in each!
Do you have a mug club?
Each year we offer the Crooked Crab Club, with enrollment opening in June. The club runs July through June during which time members get beer discounts, exclusive access, and members only events.
Are you hiring?
Not at the exact moment, but if you're interested, we'll gladly hold onto your resume and follow up with you as we need more help.
How tall is Dan?
He says he's 6'5. Closer to 6'4's more like it.
Do you have live music?
We have live music on some Saturdays! Follow us on Facebook to get notified of who's coming to jam with us.
Do you distribute?
We currently distribute both cans and kegs, so you can find us in all your favorite bars, restaurants and better beer stores throughout Maryland and DC.
Answer not here? Send Earl all your questions, and he'll get right back to you.
Monday - Thursday: 2:00 - 10:00 PM
Friday - Saturday: 12:00 - 10:00 PM
Sunday: 12:00 - 8:00 PM
What are your kitchen hours?
Tuesday - Friday - 2:30 - 8:30 PM
Saturday: 12:00 - 8:30 PM
Sunday: 12:00 - 7:00 PM
Where are you located?
We are located on Telegraph road, right off 32 (exit 5). Click here to get directions.
Do you have outdoor seating?
Not anymore now that temporary COVID provisions have ended but it's something we want to work with our landlord to do again in the future.
Are you family/children friendly?
We are indeed, and we have board games and a chalk board wall for family friendly fun. We do ask that seats at the bar be reserved for adults over 21, and that folks of all ages refrain from all forms of Hullabaloo (indoor voices and behavior please!)
Can we bring our dog, cat or velociraptor?
We love pets but unfortunately health code doesn't permit them in businesses that prepare food on site
Do you have any gluten free options? How about cider, wine, or potato vodka?
At this time all of our beer is made of barley and/or wheat, which contain some amount of gluten. For the gluten free and non-beerlievers, we stock hard seltzer, red wine and hard apple cider most of the time! We also occasionally have our very own Township Mead on tap!
Do you fill growlers?
Not at this time. The best way for us to ensure the freshest beer that will last the longest time is by putting it in cans that have been properly sanitized and have had the oxygen removed from them.
Do you sell cans of the good stuff?
Yup - check our webstore for availability
Do you sell gift cards?
Why yes we do! Click here to grab one.
Do you serve food?
We have our very own pizza kitchen pumping out pies.
Check out the latest menu here
Order online during kitchen hours here
Can we bring or order our own food?
We ask that folks please not bring outside food unless they've reserved the taproom for a private event.
Do you host groups?
We certainly do. Shoot us a note if you'd like to consider our taproom for your next celebration.
How big is your tap room?
We have two taprooms, each around 2200 square feet. We can fit about 130-140 beer lovers in each!
Do you have a mug club?
Each year we offer the Crooked Crab Club, with enrollment opening in June. The club runs July through June during which time members get beer discounts, exclusive access, and members only events.
Are you hiring?
Not at the exact moment, but if you're interested, we'll gladly hold onto your resume and follow up with you as we need more help.
How tall is Dan?
He says he's 6'5. Closer to 6'4's more like it.
Do you have live music?
We have live music on some Saturdays! Follow us on Facebook to get notified of who's coming to jam with us.
Do you distribute?
We currently distribute both cans and kegs, so you can find us in all your favorite bars, restaurants and better beer stores throughout Maryland and DC.
Answer not here? Send Earl all your questions, and he'll get right back to you.